How I meet your mother

Barney Stinson are awesome =D
Here is some things that he have said =D
"When i´m said I stop being sad and being sad and being awesome insted"
“Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro—I'm Broda!”
“It's gonna be legend-... wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY!”
“In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. True story.”
"Have you meet Ted?"

"have you meet....Robyn?"♥XoXo Rozalia♥